whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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