porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
