So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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