i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
