Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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