What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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