she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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