have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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