I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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