Pappa wants mamma naked
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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