He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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