with your own penis?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?