ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....