I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
