just survived the first fart of the relationship.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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