Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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