Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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