Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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