Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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