i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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