There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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