Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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