I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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