Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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