Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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