dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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