she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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