ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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