would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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