oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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