You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.