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  I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person

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• (559): View more from California

  my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience

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• (917): View more from New York City

  someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.

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• (714): View more from California

  I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night 

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team

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• (214): View more from Texas

  My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN

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