Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.