yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...