Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
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Also, beer. Big fan.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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