did you get engaged???
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Randomize
