TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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