The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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