I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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