just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I smell stomach acid.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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