hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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