all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.