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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone

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• (518): View more from New York

  i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.

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• (707): View more from California

  Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...

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  how don't worse things happen to you?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD

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  THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.

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