stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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