"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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