3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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