She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
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fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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