You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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