Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Randomize