You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
