GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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