God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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