he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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