these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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