doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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