You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
