We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
It was a blind-side dick pic.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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