A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
She bit a glass in half.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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