You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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